全美超模大赛第一季

• 别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛第一季/全美超模第一季
• 状态：共9期全
• 类型：
• 主持：Tyra Banks
• 年代：2003 / 美国 / Claudia,Frank,Bob,Schermerhorn
• 导演：Claudia Frank
• 国家/地区：美国
• 时长：每期90分钟
• 语言/字幕：国语对白 中文字幕
• 首播时间：2003-05-20
• 更新时间：2023-04-23 13:01:56
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